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mrbowtiesarecool:

judgebunnie:

koipatches:

hyperactivetardis:

thezookeeperisveryfondofrum:

scottishkilt:

itsallbluehair:

jaelabi:

"From the original poster:

So, I’m in Kentucky for work and today when we got back, 1000 high school students had checked into our hotel. They had been making quite the ruckus tonight, but then did this to celebrate the start of the Olympics. Not the best video, (cause my fear kept me pretty far from the edge) but that’s 18 levels of them singing! Amazing!

Video credit: Michelle Johnson (Facebook)”

omg

Ho-Lee-Sh*t.

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i got f*cking chills omg

THAT SOPRANO D*MN. F*CK

DAAAAAAYYYYMMMMM

I was part of this. It’s an All State choir tradition and it just gets better every year

Posted at 9:17 PM on Apr 17, 2014 with 29,455 notes
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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Posted at 9:12 PM on Apr 17, 2014 with 100,779 notes
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geeknip:

literallyrad:

today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH

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Posted at 9:09 PM on Apr 17, 2014 with 225,977 notes
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veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

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Posted at 9:06 PM on Apr 17, 2014 with 87,597 notes
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Posted at 9:04 PM on Apr 17, 2014 with 81,972 notes
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mulattafury:

like some kinda shitty humanstuck yearbook

in case anyone wanted the full set

Posted at 9:02 PM on Apr 17, 2014 with 11,827 notes
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#hot fuck #this is amazing

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foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

(Source: drunkchan)

Posted at 8:59 PM on Apr 17, 2014 with 63,774 notes
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skibuki:

syohs:

i’LL SPEND THE REST OF MY DAYS WONDERING WHICH ONE SHE’S SMILING AT TBH??? WHO MADE FUKAWA SMILE whO MADE HER HAPPY I NEED TO KNOW SO I CAN GIVE ONE OF YOU A MEDAL

she might be smiling/gawking/or something at Ishimaru because he’s just aggressively groping that pole like he’s training for the strip club

(Source: aejisaki)

Posted at 8:58 PM on Apr 17, 2014 with 5,591 notes
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wrouf:

hunnerthehusky:

theofficialmrsclaus:

iM G OING TO HAVE A STROKE

Can we appreciate his background is “Bold and Brash”

more like ‘belongs in the trash’

Posted at 8:58 PM on Apr 17, 2014 with 39,535 notes
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fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

Posted at 8:57 PM on Apr 17, 2014 with 17,982 notes
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